"Ooh La La Hamptons!" CD excerpt

You’d never guess from our linen clothes
Our parents summered in the Pochanos.
Here we know our social station
By who gets a Nick & Toni’s reservation.
Ooh La La Hamptons!

"A Birthday Wish for Jonathan Tisch" aboard The QE2

Here’s to the best of CEOs
The man who brought highs to Loews.
Blow out the candles and make a wish
Happy Birthday, Jonathan Tisch!

"The Smoochin' Mnuchins" Wedding Song at "21" Club

In the summer of '92, thanks to Pam Stein
Pam said, "Alan meet a friend of mine
Kim could share your Bridgehampton House,"
Who would guess tonight she’d be his spouse!

Hugs and kisses
To the Mr. & Mrs.
We celebrate today.
Kim & Alan Mnuchin
Will be happy and smoochin'
On their wedding day!

"Happy Fifty Fred" for Fred Eckert's 50th Birthday at La Grenouille

Fred is a man who lives life without regrets.
To see the Green Bay Packers, he charters Lear jets.
He enjoys six weeks in summer in France sur la plage
And he loves his home movie theater and 12-car garage!

"Happy Birthday Harold" for Harold Cook's 80th Birthday at The Americas Society

Happy Birthday we are wishin’
To our favorite pediatrician.
HMOs today are fakakta
But Harold's an old-fashioned, nice Jewish doctor.
Congratulations, from your family pack
Love, Dana, Andy, Ann, Honey, Jess, and Zack!

"A Celebration at VOGUE" for publisher Ron Galotti's Birthday

Driving his Ferrari or skiing Aspen snow
Golfing at St. Andrews with Tommy Florio.
He's the king of publishing, and what we mean is
Happy birthday Ronnie! You are genius!

Ambitious, driven, his passion's consuming.
At sales meetings or on the phone schmoozing
He could sell the Brooklyn Bridge and every one would buy it -
Not bad for a one time Air Force pilot!

B.T. Wolfensohn's Closing Dinner Song at The "21" Club

We dine tonight at "21"
To celebrate with Wolfensohn
You made your investors very proud
Jim Petras, James Ireland and Tony Dowd!

Congratulations on your "home run slammer"
At the silicon plant in Alabama.
Where the management team of hunting folk
Joined Capital One and Charter Oak.
Cravey Green bought out all of you
Turning $19 million into $82!

Peggy Siegal's Thanksgiving Hay Ride Song

We got Mommies, Daddies, sons and daughters
The Hammonds, Dubins, Whittles, and Lauders
Here at Peggy's Hay Ride
We'll come back, if you insist
If we can stay on your "Hay" list
Here at Peggy’s Hay Ride!

"It’s The Tober's 25th Anniversary!"
*to the tune of Cole Porter’s "It's Delovely"
The opening song in Barbara & Donald Tober's 30-minute cabaret at The Plaza Hotel

We’re here tonight to reminisce
On 25 years of wedded bliss.
It's the Tobers' 25th Anniversary!
At marriage they had tried before
Cupid struck so they said "encore!"
It's the Tobers' 25th Anniversary!

It's an ode to romance with horseback rides in France
It's a celebration! Here's to married life! Husband and wife!

From food and wine to love of crafts
They found their better halfs
It's the Tobers' 25th Anniversary!
No fights, no feuds, and since no kids
No one to interrupt their ids!
It's the Tobers' 25th Anniversary!

Since Don proposed, and they dined at Delmonico's
They are "Happy ever after" as never before -Toujours l'amour!

It's balancing two strong careers
And staying friends throughout out all the years
And on the slopes or in the stores
She's the one that he adores!

It's a music revue, celebrating "I love you"
It's a tribute to where the time has gone - You're still Don Juan!

They met in 1972
And since the day they said "I do"
It's romance and joie de vie, it's making a family
It's love how it's meant to be for quarter of a century
It’s the Tobers' 25th Anniversary!